Jobs in and around C'Burg: Tell your lazy-a*s Friends to Apply
| Electrical Worker | |||
| Clarksburg | Louis A. Johnson VA Medical Center | 07/18/2006 to 08/07/2006 | |
| Duties: The incumbent is responsible for installing, modification, troubleshooting, repairing, and the maintenance of all electrical systems and equipments at the Medical Center. This includes the primary and secondary distribution systems, all emergency generators, transfer switches, transformers, high and low voltage switchgear, AC and DC motors, all lighting in the buildings and outside, all battery powered equipment and related battery charges. He/she plans and layouts complete electrical installations using all established codes and ordinance for this locale. He/she will work from bu... | |||
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| Food Service Worker | |||
| Clarksburg | Louis A. Johnson VA Medical Center | 07/21/2006 to 08/10/2006 | |
| Duties: The incumbent serves patients by placing food items on trays on tray assembly line. On tray line works as assembler, beverage server, or loader at any meal, or as a server on milk/juice station at breakfast. Sets up and replenishes serving stations with necessary supplies, food and beverage items, dish ware, and serving utensils. Participates in daily tray line conference to discuss food items and portion sizes. Thoroughly cleans station after each serving period. Reads and comprehends menus, diet cards, and established procedures to serve correct food items and beverages.&nb... | |||
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| Laundry Machine Operator | |||
| Clarksburg | Department Of Veterans Affairs | 07/21/2006 to 07/28/2006 | |
| Duties: Runs laundry machines used for a variety of special purposes. Treats laundry articles with special solvents such as water repellent and flame retardant. Adjusts amounts used for effect of differences in water temperatures, timing cycles and types of fabric. Loads machines based on capacity of equipment, type of laundry treatment and type of fabric. Weighs load. Adjusts loads or equipment for load weights. Operates different types of laundry equipment. Sets a number of machine controls for a variety of cleaning purposes, including laundering, dying, starching, or trea... | |||
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| MEDICAL TECHNICIAN | |||
| Clarksburg, WV | Delegated Examining Unit WV | 07/19/2006 to 07/27/2006 | |
| Duties: Incumbent is responsible for independently performing a variety of difficult and complex laboratory procedures and examinations within various disciplines of clinical laboratory. Additional duties include accessioning of patient specimens into the laboratory information system, instruction of patients in the collection of blood, urine and stool samples, and the collection of blood specimens by venipuncture and/or finger-stick techniques. Testing methodologies are employed by the incumbent within the disciplines of: Chemistry - Protein electroph... | |||
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| ASSISTANT CHIEF, PHARMACY SERVICE | |||
| Clarksburg | Department Of Veterans Affairs | 07/21/2006 to 07/28/2006 | |
| Duties: Assistant Chief, Pharmacy Service for Veteran Clientele.Clarksburg, approximate population of 18,000 citizens, is located at the center of West Virginia’s I-79 High Tech Corridor which is anchored on the north by Morgantown, Home of West Virginia University, a Carnegie Foundation Research Institution Morgantown was recently rated the best small city in America. Other regional high technolo... | |||
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| AUTOPSY ASSISTANT | |||
| Clarksburg, WV | Delegated Examining Unit WV | 07/21/2006 to 07/31/2006 | |
| Duties: The Louis A. Johnson VA Medical Center in Clarksburg, West Virginia is an acute and intermediate secondary care facility offering medical, surgical and psychiatric services. The Center provides a wide range of primary care medical services, including outpatient care, preventive services and acute hospitalization.... | |||
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| Autopsy Assistant | |||
| Clarksburg | Louis A. Johnson VA Medical Center/05 | 07/14/2006 to 08/03/2006 | |
| Duties: This position is organizationally placed in the Laboratory Department, Diagnostic Services. The incumbent is responsible for assisting the pathologist in the performance of autopsies, and to collect blood specimens from both inpatients and outpatients by venipuncture. The incumbent is expected to cover a weekend rotation.Incumbent performs the full variety of technical autopsy procedures involved in typical autopsy examinations. In addition, he/she typically performs preparatory and miscellaneous duties necessary to the autopsy procedure and maintenance of the autopsy area.... | |||
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| County Executive Director | |||
| Northern West Virginia | West Virginia State FSA Office | 07/17/2006 to 08/04/2006 | |
| Duties: Responsible for directing and managing program and administrative operations of the County Farm Service Agency (FSA) Office as required to carry out authorized commodity production, price support, conservation, administration, common program provisions, GIS (geographic Information Systems), SCIMS (Service Center Information management System), compliance, outreach activities, program eligibility and environmental quality, indemnity, disaster, emergency, defense and related programs as well as crop insurance operations under policies established by Risk Management Agency (RMA). Duties include performing offi... | |||
posted by Gundovald at 7/26/2006 10:10:00 PM
5 Comments:
I believe that the site you are directing people to is a fee site. The Federal government has its own job site at http://www.usajobs.gov/
which is free and accurate. That Food service position is not listed on it and is a lure to get someone to pay 44.95 for a subscription service that they don't need. This is my casual observation. It might be more useful to direct people to the usajobs site.
actually, the correct address for the federal jobsite is: www.usajobs.opm.gov
Shockdoc writes:
NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH !
My senior Senator pulls in more pork than your Senator... and we've got a whole lot more employment permission slips (soon to be tamperproof, mind you) than you guys to prove it.
NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH !
Cute...that government work. Very cute.
[But, of course, the term "organizationally placed" should have been the clue. Who in the real world talks or writes like that?]
And I guess we are all supposed to slavishly drop to our knees and grovel toward a statue of RCB or Mollohan in front of the Federal Job Corps office at the VAMC, so that we have the privilege of getting back our tax money (along with the stolen monies of innumerable anonymous others from around these homogenized and nationalized collective states, united in America).
Yep sheeple, you can get your hard earned money back -- but you've got to do really stupid things for it first like show up everyday for 8hours and pretend to be an autopsy assistant. It doesn't matter if you see other, more sensible ways for the resources to be used in your town --DC knows best, silly. They've had their meetings and looked at the consultant studies.
But as the line forms, with everyone obediently pulling out their necessary permission slips to be updated for Federal employment, is there not another way for the productive efforts of one person to be converted into something actually desirable by another person? Is society really better off converting, say, (with annual salary and exhorbitant benefits) $50,000 of taxpayers' money into what --an autopsy assistant? I think -- and you all know -- that we'd be bettter off if RCB just simply brought the bag of loot back to WV and unceremoniously returned the goods to the very same productive people who reluctantly coughed it up on April 15th.
Tell the other 49 states that we are not going to play any more, that we have decided to nullify the Federal tax in WV, that our governor (and we could call him " The Testosteronator") has instructed his state employees not to enforce unconscionable and unconstitutional Federal tax law, that we are going to keep our money in our state and that we will not encourage or subsidize or "draw down federal funding" for any kind of deranged and irrational Federal "programs" that drains our work force away from true, useful productive work in WV.
Yeah, tell them to go to hell. Ask RCB and the other WV career politicos to hand in their government issued credit cards and their ID badges for the Capitol. We've finally mustered the courage to reach higher up and grab the prosperity rung on the 'capitalism' ladder. Adios.
Shockdoc -- Capitalism...morality and liberty applied to private property. YUM, YUM, YUM.
Actually Miss Clarksburg, I copied that URL directly from the browser's address bar....try it....you might learn something....
Yeah, what I learned is that both URLs work. The "opm" in the address is the older version of how to get into the site. I also learned that gratuitous smart-assing is alive and well. aaaahhh welll.....
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