Mystery Blob Eating Downtown LA

"Mystery blob eating downtown L.A." The crack investigative journalist team here at the Crush Liberalism Objective World News Service (CLOWNS) have unearthed the culprit in the shocking "blob eating L.A." story. It took some serious leg work, but our gumshoes did it. They obtained an impossible-to-get rare look at the cretin that is terrorizing the poor citizens of Los Angeles: CLOWNS...doing the job that the MSM should be doing, but won't!